I found my favourite comment on a youtube video ever.
Sherlock finds John’s friends…tolerable.
Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.
All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess
Literally me when I hurt people
oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend
Her name is Kylie Simonds. please don’t forget her name.
Kylie Simonds you are a badass of the highest order and I salute you. I would also like an IV pack for my infusions? You rock, kid.
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”