I'm just a sad little British teen with a sad little blog but I'd be happy to talk to you about anything, kiddos. I am not normal but thats okay. I'll probably like you. If you like films. And pizza. And hugs. And texting at 2 AM. And getting overly excited about TV shows. And just food in general. And alcohol (though that's not necessary). And youtube. And music. And stars at night. And cute animals. And cute people. And it's just mind blowing if you think I'm cute. And I don't mind if you don't think you're cute because then I can just keep reminding you that you are. But please don't be racist, or homophobic, or sexist..................'cause that would just kind of ruin things.........................................Yeah so if you're still reading this then I think we'll get on, so come talk to me :)

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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree


doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual


I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

And I won’t give in, we’ll be dead in the eyes.


ah yes i have finally found it


the g spot


U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive



I know HIMYM has a few bad lines, but this is the least heteronormative thing I’ve ever heard a dad say to their child, and it’s a line in a TV show.

Bi visibility, FTW!


the holy trinity