swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
I'm just a sad little British teen with a sad little blog but I'd be happy to talk to you about anything, kiddos. I am not normal but thats okay. I'll probably like you. If you like films. And pizza. And hugs. And texting at 2 AM. And getting overly excited about TV shows. And just food in general. And alcohol (though that's not necessary). And youtube. And music. And stars at night. And cute animals. And cute people. And it's just mind blowing if you think I'm cute. And I don't mind if you don't think you're cute because then I can just keep reminding you that you are. But please don't be racist, or homophobic, or sexist..................'cause that would just kind of ruin things.........................................Yeah so if you're still reading this then I think we'll get on, so come talk to me :)
doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat
sounds like you have tom jones disease
is it rare?
it’s not unusual
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
I know HIMYM has a few bad lines, but this is the least heteronormative thing I’ve ever heard a dad say to their child, and it’s a line in a TV show.
Bi visibility, FTW!