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If you're visiting my blog then may I raise a morphine toast to you? Eyyyyyy I'm just kidding. Ish. Gin's more my style to be honest. I'm just a girl with a sad little blog but I'd be happy to talk to you about anything, kiddos. I am not normal but thats okay. I'll probably like you. If you like films. And pizza. And hugs. And texting at 2 AM. And getting overly excited about TV shows. And just food in general. And alcohol (though that's not necessary). And youtube. And music. And stars at night. And cute animals. And cute people. And if you think I'm cute. And I don't mind if you don't think you're cute because then I can just keep reminding you that you are. But please don't be racist, or homophobic, or sexist..................'cause that would just kind of ruin things.........................................Yeah so if you're still reading this then I think we'll get on, so come talk to me :)


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I'm waiting for my mum to finish reading Harry Potter again

Me: "Mum, where are you up to in Deathly Hallows?"
Mum: "They're in the tent"
Boyfriend: *Whispers to me* Well that narrows it down.

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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oomshi:

this is the future of america

itspikachan:

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

#I THOUGHT THIS SAID BRIAN LOL
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BRIAN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT"
poor Brian.

khaaaleesi:

John Barrowman kissed a man during the wedding thing at the Commonwealth games in Scotland (see below)image

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and this is so so important because of this

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and now he’s receiving hate on Twitter

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this is absurd 

join the fight, stand with John Barrowman and Stonewall and say 

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secondus:

dumb zombie boyfriends is what i live for

secondus:

dumb zombie boyfriends is what i live for

tylerbroakley:

It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.

tylerbroakley:

It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.